“I’m in my prime here and terminal, you know. Probably I only have another two days left to live…” said Melman, a fellow fit as a fiddle who constantly worries about having a serious illness. Have you ever come across a hypochondriac?….I was bitten! I’m sure it was tsetse fly, where is my ointment?! I’m dying! Do you see those pimples, I don’t like them, I have to go to the doctor. There is a soap in my eye, I won’t be able to see ever again! I’m out of adhesive bandages, I’ll bleed to death….and every day the same story over and over again;P
I’m sure there are some people who have watched Madagscar at least once. And it doesn’t matter if you like the movie or not, you cannot deny that the characters monologues are really funny ;P
“I love that happy little head” – says king Julian about Melman just after he gives him advice on love ;P
However the hero of todays post, as you have already noticed, is not Julian but Melman. Melman is an incurable hypochondric, who – as he claims – has got only a few days left until death. Fortunately there are always caring friends by his side: Alex, Marty and Gloria. Thinking about them and acting according to a special wish I’m giving you freshly painted T-shirt – with Melman in all its glory. It was made just as the T-shirt with the hussar and Darth Vader with fabric markers. After a thorough analysis of my Melman T-shirt I have to admit that it will be hard to become such an expert as Kinga from Ręcznie malowane blog, whose work I admire a lot.Now I welcome you to admire mine!
P.S NOTE! the grammar mistake in “I’m help” phrase is on purpose:)